dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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