lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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