im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
her facebook's as public as her vagina
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My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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