Me. At least after what I've been through.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
