its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Randomize
