plz talk dirty to me
Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Oh god it's open bar.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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