Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
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Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
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MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
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I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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