You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
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so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
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jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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