butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
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So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
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it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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