I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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