tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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