How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
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do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
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did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Enjoy the penises
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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