Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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