how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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