I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
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Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
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You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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