Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
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Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
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MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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