Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
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But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
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That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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