Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
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I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
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Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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