I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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