Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
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I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
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I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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