Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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