Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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