I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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