I like to think it a success when the cops are called
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Randomize
