is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
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If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
You're like the curious george of whores
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In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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