You really coming over, don't trick.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
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I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
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We have started to decorate penises.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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