The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
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This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
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No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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