Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
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this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
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bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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