Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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