You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Drake has all the answers
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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