ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
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You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
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On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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