And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
It's never too late to be topless.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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