i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
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it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
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When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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