Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Randomize
