Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
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Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
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I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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