i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
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We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
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Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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