I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Randomize
