She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
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it was like having sex with a tree stump
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
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So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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