I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I'm always down for nudity.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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