office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i just google imaged poop.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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