i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
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First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
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She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
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