Where is the hickey?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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