The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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