My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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