I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
"it" just moved
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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