Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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