her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
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My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
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Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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