Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
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I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
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See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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