I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
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Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
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How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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