So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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