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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.

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  needless to say I left

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.

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• (510): View more from California

  i wonder if she has dreads down there too...

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.

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• (914): View more from New York

  Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  How are you feeling?

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  Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.

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• (863): View more from Florida

  Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.

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• (956): View more from Texas

  Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?

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  I'll be right over.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...

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