I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
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