similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
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