she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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