she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
This is the high leading the old right now
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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