Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Randomize
