Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
So gin and wine won't be happening again
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
