its not stalking. its research.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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